Q: Where were you born?
A: New Hampshire
Q: What do you like to listen to?
Q: Food you love?
A: very difficult. I’m a garbage disposal when it comes to food.
Q: What’s your favorite kind of cookie?
A: oatmeal raisin
Q: When you’re at a buffet, how many trays of food do you start off with?
A: Too many
Q: What’s your dream vacation?
A: Road trip
Q: If you weren’t a tattoo artist, what would you be?
A: Hungry and homeless
Q: How many seconds would it take you to eat an entire block of cheese?
A: Only one way to find out
Q: Who do you just hate the most?
A: I hate everyone equally. JK I only have love in my heart.
Q: What’s your favorite thing to order from the Olive Garden?
A: Never been
Q: What do you think cats dream about?
A: Taking over the world
Q: What do you wish tomorrow’s breaking news would be?
A: Me winning the largest lottery jackpot in history.
Q: What’s the weirdest place you’ve ever unintentionally vomited?
A:: on the school bus as a kid
Q: What do you do when a baby just stares at you in public? Like, doesn’t even blink, just
maintains intense, aggressive eye contact with their dumb baby face.
Q: Some words about your tattoo art?
A: The best thing about tattoos is that they do the talking. With that being said, I am my own
Q: Recent tattoo work?
A: Tats, bud. Tats
Q: If you could give yourself a nickname, what would it be?
A: Some sort of inaudible grunting sound
Q: And to wrap up, how much do you hate answering these questions?
A: Sounding growing to love it….. is there more?
Well, you did great. And that’s not a question, just the truth. Check out Tristan’s Instagram @tristan_lewellyn_art