Q: Where were you born?
A: In a death camp
Q: What do you like to listen to?
A: Your Ex calling me Daddy
Q: Food you love?
Q: On average, how many times a week do you hurt yourself trying to dance in the shower?
A: Every day.
Q: What’s your favorite kind of cookie?
A: You know, Dat Cookie
Q: When you’re at a buffet, how many trays of food do you start off with?
Q: Who would you let punch you directly in the face?
A: My Daughter
Q: What’s your dream vacation?
A: Skydiving in Lybia
Q: If you weren’t a tattoo artist, what would you be?
A: Representative for the Florida Panhandler’s Union
Q: How many seconds would it take you to eat an entire block of cheese?
Q: Who do you just hate the most?
A: You will find out soon enough
Q: What’s your favorite thing to order from the Olive Garden?
Q: What do you think cats dream about?
A: Screaming Women
Q: What do you wish tomorrow’s breaking news would be?
A: There’s Been an Alien Invasion!
Q: What’s the weirdest place you’ve ever unintentionally vomited?
A: At the buffet
Q: What do you do when a baby just stares at you in public? Like, doesn’t even blink, just
maintains intense, aggressive eye contact with their dumb baby face.
A: Look at his mom the same way
Q: Your primary tattoo style?
A: Whatever pays for my storage unit
Q: If you could give yourself a nickname, what would it be?